Rob Laakso- instruments, cruelty to machinery and the very young, VO5 essay contest finalist.

Michael Brodeur- instruments, LOVES being shocked since live wire episode at an Irish pony farm.

Ken Bernard- instruments, eats 1/2 gallon neopolitan per day with staples for jimmies.

Michael Cory- instruments, we hiked his projection resolution by %34, it's like he's really there!

Vanessa Downing- instruments, "nannying is like a sport to me, I get pretty competitive"

Council of Elders- gavels, have assured us we are in their recently updated favor.